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We have picture frames of Zodiac signs for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

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Check your horoscope for today:

Capricorn

You will be surprised to find an ancient scroll posted through your door this week with a 3000-year-old etching of yourself inside. You will realize that you are inside a paradox and that you should never listen to that stranger in five years time. Also, you will run out of cornflakes by Tuesday, but to your relief, you will realize you have no milk left anyway by Monday night. Keep things in perspective.

Aquarius

A handsome man is not all he seems. Because in fact, he is not handsome. Book yourself an optician's appointment as soon as you can, but travel there by bus.

Pisces

You are going through a difficult patch and need to see things from a fresh perspective. Travel to Australia to see your career going down the drain, but in the opposite direction. This will help.

Aries

A special person was historically resurrected at Easter and this event only occurred once in history. Prove the scholars wrong by snapping up a copy of Michael Jackson's new album, but avoid listening to it around school playgrounds.

Taurus

Return home to Poland at the earliest opportunity. Your dog is ill. If you have no dog, it may be your cat. Hurry.

Gemini

Take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror. If you see nothing, be open to the possibility you may be a vampire. Avoid silver bullets.

Cancer

You need a fresh challenge in life. Consider swimming the English Channel, but ensure you have all the arrangements in place in case you don't make it and your body washes ashore at Calais.

Leo

Accept that Bill Posters deserves to be prosecuted. He's been warned repeatedly. Also, don't play ball games.

Virgo

Why does everybody apart from you seem to know what they are doing? Check with your Post Office to see whether your personal autocue has gone missing. If you have no Post Office, reflect on whether it was wise to vote Labour at the last election.

Libra

That lucky escape you had a few years back, wasn't actually a lucky escape at all. You died which is why your kids always seem to be ignoring you. It's time you knew the truth, it's not just that they're teenagers.

Scorpio

You get better looking every day. I bet you just can't wait until tomorrow!

Sagittarius

The widow of an African political leader will offer you $10m sometime this week by email. Why not send us the administration fee instead?