Virtual Vengeance

Release your inner viking - in a safe, simulated environment.

Has your mobile device turned you into a vicious viking? A bad-tempered brute? A testy tyrant? You are not alone. Computers have been frustrating users since they were invented. They crash, misbehave, and are sometimes plain unfriendly.

Set your inner viking free! In this safe, simulated environment you can:

* Crack your screen;

* Slap your device;

* Taser your device until it catches fire;

* Crush your device with a virtual steamroller.

Virtual Vengeance: a less expensive and more humane alternative to the real world.

DISCLAIMER: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only. You are responsible for the safety of your device. Have fun, but take care not to damage it.