Epic Chicken

It's not epic. You're just this chicken. Really.

EDIT: I realize there is no exit button on the main menu. This is all part of player immersion in the game world.

I wish I had more to say. Do you like chickens? Download this app.

**FEATURES**

- You can be a chicken. That might be interesting.

- Move, like chickens do in reality.

- None of the undesirable consequences of actually becoming a chicken.

- There's particle effects. Like rain. And Snow.

- The chicken avatar you embody is not plagued by your grievous insecurities.

- A great way to relax in mediocrity.

- No achievements or scrutable goal, eliminating the possibility of becoming a failure.

- The chicken will not ask you why you are not achieving the goals you set years ago, while all your friends seem to be bathing in upward momentum and purpose.

- Nice royalty-free pixel art