Let's Play God

Help Wanted: l'Essere Supremo competente per soddisfare le promesse non mantenute! Applica ora!

Warning: Probably not the best download for those who don't enjoy sacrilege. (Still, go ahead and rate it 1-star, being judgmental is so you.)

Are your prayers coming true? Where's that harp music you were promised? Why did God get to mess around with Joseph's wife, but you have to follow all those chastity rules?

We've been abandoned, so now the search is on for the next Almighty Holiness!

Take this entrance exam to see if you have what it takes to rule billions.

Find out if you're the Chosen One.

See if you can make critical decisions on sin, damnation, gun control, disease, natural disasters, lying preachers, money grubbing churches and creepy guys who sit in alone in dark closets begging you to confess your darkest sins.

Seriously, you probably should not download this. If there is a God and he gets off his butt and pays attention to what's going on down here, he will be watching.