Before Call of Duty, there was Castle Wolfenstein! Before 3d there was 2d! Before you could jump and shoot, you could only jump! And now you can experience the excitement with this homage to a famous 80s platform game.

While working in his garden, the Major falls down a old shaft and discovers a hidden world of mining left by an alien race. Unbelievable? Yes! Still, there's lots of money to be made in the diamonds and other shiny stuff these old machines have extracted. Oh yes: the machines - I forgot about the machines... they aren't really safe any more.

Features include a comprehensive set of controls: you can move left, you can move right, and you can jump. If you were to find a gun you could shoot... but you won't find a gun, so you basically you can't.

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Critical acclaim for Minute Manner:

- "I'm sure that I played a better version of this in the '80s"

- "No: free is the right price. You probably should also warn people not to waste their data allowance downloading it."

- "Yes, I played through the first level! Ok... no I couldn't be bothered."