Robot Shoes

Robot Shoes will let you walk around making robot noises.

Robot Shoes will let you make robot sounds with every step you take!

Simply turn on Robot Shoes, drop your phone in your pocket, and walk around.

Everyone will think you are a robot!

Fool your friends! Have fun at parties! Be the first AI on your block!

Now you don't need to learn "The Robot" to impress people with your robotic actions; just put on a pair of Robot

Shoes and make your own robot music as you dance.

Are you bionic? Are you a cyborg? Are you Mr. Roboto? Are you Ironman? No! You're a proper robot!

***Make sure you follow the Four Laws of Robot Shoes:

1.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2.A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3.A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

4.A robot must make silly noises as long as such noises do not conflict with the First, Second, Third, or Fourth Law.

Raise your right robot hand and solemnly swear to follow the Four Laws of Robot Shoes. There! Now you are a robot. Isaac Asimov would be proud!