Today's Excuse

Don't want to go to work? Need out of something? Shake and solve your problems.

Today's Excuse is a library of the top excuses to get you out of any situation.

Everything you can image from serious, wild, crazy, to down right funny excuses that people come up with.

There's an excuse for EVERYONE and EVERYTHING!

"Ate too many hot dogs"

"I found $100 and need to spend it"

"I have overdue books I need to return to the library"

"My alarm didn't go off"

Download now and submit your excuses, while browsing or rating thousands of user submitted excuses.*

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*All excuses are for entertainment purposes only, and should never be used in a serious situation. Please keep excuses family appropriate.