Trump My Phone

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We have built a great, great app, believe me. Nobody builds a better app than us, trust us. And we want to make you pay for it. Mark our words. It's really great, everyone says so. It was written by the best developers available in the world (but not from Russia or China), and we know developers.

Features:

* Donald Trump not only calls you, but he tells you things that he will later deny ever saying.

* It's YUGE.

* Schedule your incoming call up to 5 minutes in advance. This is a great feature, trust me.

* Multiple, very important and intelligent statements are made. We used the best words directly from Donald Trump himself.

* Can't mute his speeches? That's ok, you can mute his call so you and your friends don't have to hear him. Make up your own jokes, but your words won't be as good as ours, like we said, we have the best words.

* Other apps that fake Donald Trump calls likely use sweatshop labor from overseas (this may not be true), but we were built in the good ol US of A.

We cannot promise that Russian hackers aren't crafting clever negative reviews to write for our app right this minute, however, we feel that it is probably false, ridiculous and should never have been published.

We are committed to, and request your help in making apps great again.