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Sad Paddle is a retro single player arcade game.
You feel bad for the paddle?
Sad Paddle is an ironic retro ping-pong-inspired single player retro arcade game.
Free Version Features:
-Addictive Fast-Paced 2D Arcade Gameplay!
-Simulated Real World Paddle and Ball Physics!
-4 Difficulty Levels with Speed and Score Modifiers!
-Crisp Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Effects!
-Sharp Retro Black and White High Contrast Accessible Graphics Style!
-Personal High Score Tracking!
-Option to Disable and Enable Rain Special Effects for Performance Enhancement!
Buy the Deluxe version and you will receive these additional features:
-No Ads!!!
-Infinity Mode. Play FOREVER Highest scores!
-An Extra Difficulty Level: IRONIC. Score Bonus!
-Classy Piano Music...
-Flat Paddle for MORE RETRO. Score Bonus!
-Meme-based score modifiers! Similar to achievements, but more relevant!
-Mood Paddle - Change Colours: Green Blue Red Yellow Magenta and Cyan!
-Super Secret Purple Party Mode!!!
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY SAD PADDLE IN PURPLE PARTY MODE IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY!!! PURPLE PARTY MODE CONTAINS RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS AND IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS/ANNOYING!
Sad Paddle :( - Make It Happy :)
Created in Unity 4.
What's New in the Latest Version 1.4.1
Last updated on Dec 9, 2013
Minor bug fixes and improvements. Install or update to the newest version to check it out!
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Sad Paddle :( Free
1.4.1 by Anachronic Designs
Dec 9, 2013