HEAD-BOX

Make your very own personalised beer-drinking hat today !-)

"If the Head-Box fits ... wear it ... out-out" !-)

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It's all just silly dma-ness !-) Use your phone's camera or gallery to apply pictures to the five sides of a "Head-Box", email the result to your own PC, print them out on A4, stick them together, and plonk it on your noggin! Yes, personalised flat-pack heads !-)

Alternatively, email them to your friends, so they can share your comedy creations.

Obviously, you'll have to add the eye-holes yourself. CAUTION: DO NOT ADD EYE-HOLES WHILST WEARING YOUR HEAD-BOX !! NO-NO !!

Of course, for best results, use photo paper, and perhaps glue only one seam of the top side, with blue-tack for the other seam, so you can fold your Head-Boxes flat for easy storage and re-use !-)

And, yes, the actual used head images were just quickly "drawn" to allow a proof-of-concept to be tested!

actual footage of proof-of-concept verification hexperiment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuINRRYyfIw

Yes, seriously! I want to see the internet flooded with Head-Box selfies and videos, the more Head-Boxes, or the more obscure the film quote, they contain, the better ... ?-)

BUT WHY WOULD I NEED SUCH A BIZARRE APP IN MY LIFE ?-)

Well, why not take-and-make 3D photographs of your family, friends, and/or pets.

Yes indeed, why not snap your budgie on all sides, today (lol) ?-)

And at the weekend, you could wear your very own personalised beer-drinking hat. Just make a third hole for your drinking straw !-)

Or, maybe you're unexpectedly needing cheap fancy dress at short notice ?-)

OR HOW ABOUT ...

Slip someone twenty quid to wander round your local town center for the afternoon, wearing YOUR COMPANY LOGO LOL !-)

"no, come here, there's more"

Last, but not least, if applicable, why not make dinosaur Head-Boxes for your kid(s) ?-)

TEN SIMPLE STEPS DOTH MAKE THE PATH TO TRUE HEAD-BOX ENLIGHTENMENT !-)

1) Tilt your device left or right to rotate your Head-Box.

2) Press a side of your Head-Box to select it.

3) Press either the camera button to take, or the gallery button to choose, a picture.

4) Crop your picture to a square. Tilt your device up or down to zoom your picture. Use one finger to move the square selection box ("mmmmmm ... chocolate"), or two fingers to scale it. Press the tick button to confirm. Your picture is applied to the selected side of your Head-Box. Note that you also have mirror and rotate buttons to perfect the aforementioned application.

5) Repeat steps 2), 3), and 4) four more times.

6) Press the save button, which will open the file explorer. Enter your Head-Box name, and press the save Button.

7) If you have purchased the app ("go on, go on") press the share button, and email your Head-Box to yourself. And why not share it with friends? Go on, don't be tight.

8) Receive, in your in-box, hence the name, five A4 pictures (png files).

9) Print the five pictures, preferably on photo paper, fold them at the labelled seams, and glue them together.

10) Sit back with anticipation, as you patiently wait for the glue to dry. CAUTION: BEWARE OF SOLVENT FUMES !!!

11) Ok, maybe "it goes up to eleven" steps. Add two eye-holes, and an optional drinking-straw hole.

When ready, apply your Head-Box ... "up ... there".

SO PLEASE PURCHASE TODAY AND BECOME A MOST RIGHTEOUS MEMBER OF THE CULT OF THE HEAD-BOX

Because, yes, it is simply one in-app purchase of £0.99 GBP for an entire lifetime of Head-Boxing fun (or business) !-)

AND FINALLY, THE FULL PURCHASED VERSION GIVES YOU

unlocks the Share button, allowing sharing, and thus printing, of your Head-Boxes ...

Infinite Thank Yous !-)

maddma

ps: and it don't cost a thousand pounds, neither !-)